What do you think of these quotes?

.wow there are a few quotes.. I myself do not think a great deal of them at all as they are all open to variables. Here is one that is not so open for example... there is a man his name is Luigi now Luigi he builds these fifty fine houses on the hill side... Luigi he says do you think they call me Luigi the house builder.... no they don't call me Luigi the house builder, so he builds fifty fine boats on the harbour and says you think they call me Luigi the boat builder? no they don't they call me Luigi the boat builder- I fcuk one goat....